Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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