Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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I read the terms of service.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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