An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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