- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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