why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

anus

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

no.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Honk if you're Amish!

DEATH.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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