What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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