John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Penis

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Maths.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Rylan Clark

Communism hehe xd

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Anti Joke

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