What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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