- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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