- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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