A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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men's rights activists

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who else is on here?

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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