Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Penis.

so the weather's nice...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Anti Joke

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