- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Roses are flowers.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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