one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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