- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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