- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

feminists.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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