- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

drew edminstin is a rat

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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