- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

I like touching my boobs

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Face...tastes like chicken!

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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