- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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