Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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