http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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