Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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