- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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