Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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