- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call a banana? A banana.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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