What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock knock *open*

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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