Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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haha Otarts was here

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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