Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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