Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

WHAT THE BABIES?!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Justin with a hat.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

knock knock who's there? your destiny

here's a joke... the american education society

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Hi, my name is Jake.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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