What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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robin, get in the car.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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