- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

whats brown and booky a book.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.