- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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