What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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