How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What comes after 69? 70

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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