What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

I'm Polish.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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