- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where are you going Your house

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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