Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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hi michael

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