What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Ebola

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Ehh

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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