Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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CFL

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What's two plus two? Window

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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su algato es en fuego

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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haha

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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