A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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The child was fired from his job.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Justin Bieber.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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