- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

A man walks into a vagina

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Two planes walk into an office building

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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