Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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