She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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