Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Everybody will die

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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