- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Where's my tractor?

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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