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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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