A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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hashtags suck balls

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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