- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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