- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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