- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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