- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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