jd and zach loves vigina

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

hi dave

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

mitchell palmer sucks

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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