In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

world society

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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