- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Can anyone Lenin money?

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Poop.

A fat guy!

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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