So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

how much fish could a chicken

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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