What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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