- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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