Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Not a joke.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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c-? men, C-men

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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hi anti joke

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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