What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

woman's rights

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

snooki

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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