- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Patriarchy.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

The duck didn't cross the road.

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