What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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