how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

drew edminstin is a rat

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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