What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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