- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Actually it was me Josh brown

knock knock!? . . No.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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