Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Patriarchy.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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