- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

q ggggggggggggggggg

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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