why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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haha

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Women's rights

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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