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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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