- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

women's rights, lol

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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