- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

The duck didn't cross the road.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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