How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Justin Bieber

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What is 9+10? 19

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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