Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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