- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Sex vagina. lol.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

i have two hands.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

My Butthole.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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