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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How would you rule?

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Mitt Romney

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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