- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A Fat Kenyan

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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