Boxing on Boxing Day

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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