- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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