- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

what does a chair look like? a chair.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Caolan and Eamon

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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