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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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