Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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womens rights

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Fart

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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