- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

The EPA.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

The Princess is in another castle

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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