- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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