- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

What comes after 23? 24.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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