Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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