Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Did you know? . You already know!

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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minorities

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