Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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www.hurr-durr.com

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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they're dead. idiot.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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