- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

The EPA.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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