- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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