What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Asian women drivers...

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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