I'm homeless.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

what's the difference between a duck?

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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