- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

WNBA

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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