whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A seal walks into a club.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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