- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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