A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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