How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A chicken walked into the bar...

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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