Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

rocky is here again.......................

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

A seal walks into a club.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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