Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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