- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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