- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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