Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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hola said the chinese man

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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im gay

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

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