- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Im gay What about you

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