Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Want to hear a joke? No.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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