- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

what's white and sticky semen

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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