- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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