- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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