- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

This isn't funny.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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