- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Get up Look in the mirror

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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