- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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