- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How High is a Chinese man

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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