Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Guess what? Bananas

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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hi dave

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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world society

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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