What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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you...

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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you just read an anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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