A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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womans rights...

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The FCC

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Anti Joke

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