- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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