What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Vaginal secretions

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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