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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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