- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's 9+ 10?! 19

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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