tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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