- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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