- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

roy g biv

are u black unlucky

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

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