what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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