- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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