what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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