Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

a person who will soon die of beeties

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

aodhan hearty

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

womens rights

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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