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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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