- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

I'm homeless.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Kys

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

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