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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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