- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Womens rights.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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