- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

whats 7+4? 74

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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