- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Women's rights

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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