- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Guess who is violent. Osama

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Half life 3 confirmed

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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