Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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