What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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