How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

10inch nice

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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