- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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